Minneapolis: Donuts + Zombies + Donuts, Oh My!

Guess what I didn’t expect to happen to in Minneapolis?… 

I did not expect to wander into a regular donut store and find an entire cabinet of vegan donuts. This is my first donut in TEN YEARS!! I ate a lot in order to make up for lost time.
Definitely did not expect to have reason to think to myself: “I am 29 years old, what am I doing in a moshpit full of zombies at a Sum41 concert?”
And I didn’t expect to meet Nicole who absolutely slayed me with the line: “I’ve made a lot of bad decisions in my life and you’re not the worst one”

Recommendations:

  • First, GO TO MINNEAPOLIS! It’s a really fun city with a lot to offer.
  • Plan to be in town in October for the Zombie Pub Crawl – it’s more like a street party or festival.. there’s no crawling of pubs, just crowds and crowds of zombies partying in the street like only zombies know how.
  • Check out Eat Street – I especially recommend Glam Doll Donuts and breakfast at The Bad Waitress.
  • Spend an afternoon wandering around Minnehaha Falls Regional Park.
  • Go to the Minnesota Center For Book Arts and let me know what you think! I didn’t actually get to go because I was too busy eating donuts, but I’m very intrigued! 
Sum41. Seriously. Nick Carter was there too, I wouldn’t joke about this.

Bonus Content (for mature audiences only):

Question: At what point in human history did grinding your crotch up against someone’s ass become an acceptable way to introduce yourself?
Answer: Never. That never happened.
Appropriate response to aforementioned behaviour: “Is that a crippling lack of self esteem in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

Life Lessons Learned:

  • Say yes.

Soundtrack: Alt-J – Dissolve Me

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